Here's a fragment transcribed from the first exhibit. For sheer glee, I have chosen to let each beat function as the end of a line.
That these are the Indians
Who have stashed away their money in accounts abroad
(the narrative dies, yielding to a short video clip, before returning)
The debate on India's swiss secrets
Has only begun
And a sample from the second exhibit:
But for some reason
Is Rahul Gandhi
In these pictures
The team of Samajwadi Party workers
Onto the car
The car starts mooing (moo-wing)...
Accept no substitutes. The original reigns supreme. As a final exhibit, I present Captain Kirk's motivational monologue from Return to Tomorrow.