377: no more hanky panky {aka am I posting this only because I just finished remodelling my floor laughing out loud?}

Section 377 of the Indian Penal Code ("Whoever voluntarily has carnal intercourse against the order of nature with any man, woman or animal, shall be punished with imprisonment for life, or with imprisonment of either description for a term which may extend to ten years, and shall also be liable to fine") is interpreted to suggest that if even a man and woman, married or otherwise, indulge in anything but the straight and narrow required to produce a child, they could be hauled up if caught in the act. Even in their home. And gay rights activists are furious, needless to say. [ref: sex on your mind]