AUZAAR: a weapon of doofus destruction

Sohail Khan's Auzaar is a very strong reason why Salim Khan's scion should be shipped lock, stock and barrel to the cold Tundra. Add to that a shipment of nonessentials of the Kapoor family tree (all the granddaughters of Raj Kapoor, all brothers of Anil Kapoor). The money invested in this film could have been better spent in more useful causes as mundane as free lunches for months, or as noble as the Gujarat Relief Fund. The film glorifies stupidity and is proud to do so. (Oh by the way, add the Shetty sub-tree to the shipment as well).
Malik also manages to elevate Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan's Mishra Khamaj allah hoo to new levels of buffoonery.